i heart jesus.

elemeno-pee:

That is the realest looking dinosaur I think they could possibly have what more does this kid want

mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

zaddylonglegs:

beytwerk:

Rick Ross wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. 

this is the level of flagrancy that I want to be on

zaddylonglegs:

beytwerk:

Rick Ross wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. 

this is the level of flagrancy that I want to be on

I moved to California when I was twelve and I got a video camera and made little movies because I didn’t have any friends yet. I would force my sister to make these movies with me—which became my YouTube channel. A girl in my Spanish class found my YouTube videos and showed them to my teacher. At the end of class one day my teacher said, “pack up, movie time,” and she dropped down this screen and put on my videos. I started freaking out. Everyone was laughing and I just ran out. The girl who had told my teacher didn’t understand why I left, and she said, “You’re really funny, you should be an actor.” So that was one of the first times I thought about it.