i heart jesus.

bgcfan4ever:

Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

Me:

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badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.